So then, who in fack are the 'jagoffs' constituting this site's reviewing talent?
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Dom (Dom's reviews)
Favourite film: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Favourite movie quote: "This is fucked. No money, no weed; it's all been replaced by a pile of corpses."- Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
Reviewing style: Dom is unusual amongst the I Love The World team in that he writes proper, actual film reviews comprising real sentences. His steadfast commitment to writing in generally recognisable English, not lying about films' plots and his insistence on giving their titles correctly has brought him into conflict with Kirbs and Flaps, but he has always stuck to his guns. Which I do not respect.
Dom on Dom: "He is very clever and ever so sexy." |
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Flaps (Flaps' reviews)
Favourite film: Hackers
Favourite movie quote: "Get this through your head you Jew motherfucker, you. You only exist out here because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your fuckin' Jew ass. Then where you gonna go?"- Casino
Reviewing style: Flaps has a very harsh, unforgiving critical style and is not afraid to use anti-semitism to attack directors and cast - Jewish or otherwise - or to phone in a bomb scare to a local takeaway when he sees a film he doesn't like.
Flaps on Flaps: "I don't like films." |
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Kirbs (Kirbs' reviews)
Favourite film: The Lion King
Favourite movie quote: "I told you a long time ago, you fucking little monkey, not to fuck me!"- Scarface
Reviewing style: Kirbs is quite a character and, as such, will often fabricate truthless plot details when presenting a film's synopsis. Kirbs doesn't pull any punches, and will speak his mind about a film even if he has not seen it. Furthermore, when evaluapeing a film Kirbs is influenced by no-one's opinion - not even his own.
Kirbs on Kirbs: "I am a healthy, one-legged, complete fack. What more could I ever ask for?" |
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Laura (Laura's reviews)
Favourite film: Never Been Kissed
Favourite movie quote: "But, captain, whistles are for animals, not for children, and definitely not for me!"- The Sound Of Music
Reviewing style: Laura is a right facking bint who deserves to be dragged into the kitchen and raped with produce. And I am in love with her.
Laura on Laura: "omg I don't know! Well er I don't understand the tech-nical side of films like these clever guys but...... I'm only a bint lolflol :)_:L)" |
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